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A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered
a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me,
I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the
woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer
asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered
a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me,
I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the
woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer
asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"